Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
