Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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