Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
