i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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