That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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