operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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