I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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