so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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