Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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