I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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