big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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