Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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