everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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