grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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