How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can't put those talents on a resume
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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