I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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