gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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