made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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