Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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