I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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