I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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