I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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