in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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