What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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