You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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