And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
we should paint friendship bongs
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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