Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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