what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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