i barfeds in our rink
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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