YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Boobs speak an international language.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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