Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Operation Purity has been aborted
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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