PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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