VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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