We're facebook friends in real life
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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