she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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