You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize