We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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