you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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