My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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