All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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