your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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