covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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