I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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