Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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