I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
