So drunk, too bad you don't want this
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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