I want to stick my p in your. b.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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