She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
