He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
