I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
jump out the window naked night went bad
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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