i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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