another moral hangover. fuck.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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