Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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