I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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